نـكـات للمسن بالأنجليزي =)

[Unique angel]

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته


Lies are like cover-up, they hide what really is there

love is sxc love is blind i love nick he's all mine

and there's no way to talk to you, when you're dead on arrival

if ur nice,u can call me sweety,if ur sweet u can call me hunny,if ur hot u can call me tonight

silence is golden... but SHOUTING IS FUN!!!

Tomatos are red, Ashes are black, Go to hell, And never come back!!

as i walk dwn da street all da guyz stare in my direction, of course they do im pure perfection!

I may look like an (a)but u haven't seen the other side of me! (6)

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

dont tell me how 2 choose my friends...remember? i picked u!!

Guys Aren't Worth Your Tears-->And The Ones That Are Wouldn't Make You Cry

If loving you iz wrong, I dont wanna be rite ever again!!!

I have a confession, I must confess, I was told I was the absolute best!

i always knew thinking about the tears would make me laugh but i didnt know thinking about the laughs would make me cry

No one dies a virgin cuz life screws all of us!!

Im sugar and spice and everything nice...before you mess with me...you better think twice

if you want to learn to love people better; you should start with a friend you hate

I love your smile I love your eyes damn I am good at telling lies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if u were my homework i'd be doing you on the desk rite now

love is like quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!

a true frnd knows that smth is wrong even if u have the largest smile on u face

S.W.A.L.K -sealed with a lovin kiss

~If (L)love(L) isnt a game, then why is there so many playerzzzz?


even if u say no...u'll still be da first one in my heart

if love was a drugi would be addicted

The hardest thing to do, is to watch the one you love...love somebody else.

guyz r like stars, theres millions of em but only 1 can make ur wishes cum true

2 the the world ur just one person but 2 one person u could mean the world

(L)if i cud rearange da alphabet then i wud put"U" and "I" 2geva

a heart is not a play thing a heart is not a toy but if u want it broken give it 2 a boy

Bitch ~ Babe in Total Control of Herself!

He broke my heart(U) so i put it back together(L)... with glue

A best friend isn't the one that bails you out of jail, it's the one sittting with you saying "We screwed up!"

It takes a second to like someone. It takes a minute to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

(F)many ppl walk in & out of ur life, (W) but only true friends will leave footprints in ur heart (L)

... If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips! ..

Friends are like stars, they come and go bt r always there for you

Everybody can do mistakes but i'm not everybody..!!

Don't girls know any shame..? Always giving boys the blame?

At first you dissed me now you wanna kiss me ahahahahahahaha u missed me

Don't smoke cigs, you only have 2 lungs. Smoke weed, neurons, you have millions.

love me to day, hate me tomorrow, it turns out you marry me in the end!

I wish i could get into your mind to find if your my kind

I try to be pretty, I try to be nice; but I know i'm not perfect in anyone's eyes

When Boyz Break Girlz Heartz Girlz Should Break The Boyz Neckz

Always be yourself because the people that mind don't matter and the people that matter don't mind...


Sweet, Innocent, Nice, Gorgeous, Lucious, Exotic..that spells single but sshhh

If Tears Can Build a Stairway n Memorys a Lane, I'd Walk Right Up 2 Heaven n Bring u down Again x

Friends are like sunshine.they always glow when times get tough!

I was here,Now im not,Im round the corner smokin pot,I left my name to prove a point, Dat life is shit without a joint

A blonde girl phoned me askin 4 my phone numba

If barbie is so popular then why do you have to by all of her friends????

Whats love? Check the dictionary, but everyone wants to do it the hard way.

every time i c u my heart skips a beat, i lose my mind over u, and theres nuthin i can do about it

I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you tonight??

(U)(L) Love Is Like Quick Sand, Easy 2 Get In, Hard 2 get Out Of (L)(U)

I wish I was a teddy bear siting on your bed so when u went 2 cuddle it u cuddled me instead!

what do britney spears and pepsi have in common ? they both come with plastic jugs

Tell me you can't live without me and i'll be your!

I want to prove you i love you, but thats the hardest part.So im giving you all i have...im giving you my heart.

If boys had periods, they'd be bragging about the size of their pad!!!!

Im Not Ignoring U Im Just Thinkin About How Lucky I Am To Have U!

id rather b in a box then b in bed with u!

I was outside one night, when I decided to match each star to a reason why I love you. I was going so fine when..I ran out of stars.

Save a tree... Eat a Beaver!

if you hate me then i love you too it aint my fault im betta than you

If 2day isnt halloween then why are you being such a witch , wait change the w to a b

If you want cheese! Say Please!

We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me



ان شاء الله عيبكم ^^

والسمووحه


منقول

المصدر: منتديات بنات دوت كوم

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الموضوع الأصلي : نـكـات للمسن بالأنجليزي =) || القسم : المخالفات || المصدر : منتديات بنات دوت كوم || كاتبة الموضوع : Unique angel

[بنت الرميثي]

I was outside one night, when I decided to match each star to a reason why I love you. I was going so fine when..I ran out of stars.

مشكورة على نكاات الانجليزي حلوووووووه
الله يعطيج العافيه

نتريــا كــل يديـــدج

[L!ttLe pr!ncess]

روووووووووووووووووووعه اختيـــ
الله يعطيك الف الف عاااافيه
تقبلي مروري
دمتم
بوووود
لتل برنسس

[لمست دلع]

silence is golden... but SHOUTING IS FUN!!!


مررره حلوه نك نيمااات تسلمين ع نقل الجناان

[ثلجة]

تسلمي على النكات
رغم اني ماني فهمه شي هع

[مداد المشاعر]

نكاااات حلووهـ

يعطيك الف عافيهـ

[WoOoOoW Girl]

فارسة-دبي

جبتيها في وقتها..

عشان أنا كل نكاتي بالإنجليزي..

سلمتِ لنا وللمنتدى..

دمتي بود..

[هتون السعد]

روووعه فروووووس <<< اسم الدلع لايق خخخ

شكرا لك يالغلا الله يعطيك العاااافيه

مررره اجننن بانتظار ابداااعك دوومـــاً,,

[Ro00omana]

مرة حلوين وجبتيهم في وقتهم لأني مني عارفة ايش اكتب من كم يوم...
تسلم يدك :)

[لولو المزيونة]

نآآآيس

يسلمووا