STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

[°o.O.3asoola.O.o°]

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.



GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...



GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple



GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??





MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

MAN : NO, because you make me sick.



WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.



MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.



Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"

Pupil : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the

day time when we don't need it".



Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".



Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"

Customer : "What other colors do you have?"




Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Sam : "It's a family tradition".

Teacher : "What do you mean?"

Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher : "What about your mother?"

Sam : "She's a woman".



Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I

be showing?"

Student : "Brotherly love".



Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".



Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"

Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".




GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??



BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??



hahahaaa

amazing

!!

I couldnt stop laughing

!!

المصدر: منتديات بنات دوت كوم

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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

الموضوع الأصلي : STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS || القسم : صندوق ذكرياتـــنــا .. || المصدر : منتديات بنات دوت كوم || كاتبة الموضوع : °o.O.3asoola.O.o°

[الصبورة]

hehehehhe
funy story
thank you
:bluebiggr :bluebiggr :bluebiggr

[من أنا ؟]

hahahahaahahaha
Funny jokes
Thank u 3asoola

[.Sophie.]

loool and really cool
i love sam's jokes .. its really funny

god bless ya

[وسن]

nice joking
thanx dear :p

[°o.O.3asoola.O.o°]

دموع الحزن

funy story

 

 

story



!!

any way welcome any time dear

من أنا ؟ + .Sophie.

thanx 4 passing by
.Sophie. you too

^_^

[melody]

hahahaha

they are hilarous

they are dumb questions and a million years i would'nt have thought to answer them in that smart funny way

thank you

I'm going to send it to my friends

:)

[صدى الأمواج]

coooooooooooooool
jokes
i like it
especially

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".

thanks to make me laugh

[رومنسية_بس_منسية]

thank you sweety you made me laufh so hard I have tears in my eyes
see u later

[دفء الشتاء]

looooooooooool
man thats so funny

thanks hunn