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	If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun! Trying is the first step towards failure If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me Save a horse, ride a Cowboy! There are no stupid questions, just stupid people I'm the girl your parents warned you about I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not I have lost my phone number, can I have yours? Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB) The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn? :S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S (L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L) Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure My calculations are U+ME=US! (B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B) The rich get richer and the poor get children I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven Take my advice...I don't need it anyways Fat people are harder to kidnap Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me You're unique, just like everyone else.... Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods Don't be impressed by anyone make yourself that people should be impressed by you! Im like a parking ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me! Diamonds are a girls best friend I may be blonde but im not stupid Time is what keeps things from happening all at once He's lookin so fine, he's gonna be mine I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked Those who know do not say, those who say do not know Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS The higher you are, the farther you fall A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else There are more fish in the sea but watch out for tha sharks If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom I didn't ask to be a princess... I asked to be a queen... You gotta be rich to get this bitch Don't drink water, fishes have sex in it! If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced I want to be a millionaire! The only thing duck tape, tylenol and band-aid can't fix is you! B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful, Intellidgent, Talented, Cute, Humorous! If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now... The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU