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04-11-2006, 09:42 PM
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
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MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".
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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
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Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
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Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
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Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
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Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
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Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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hahahaaa
amazing
!!
I couldnt stop laughing
!!
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GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
http://www.7mml.com/uploads/6a091aa290.gif (http://www.7mml.com)
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
http://www.7mml.com/uploads/6a091aa290.gif (http://www.7mml.com)
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
http://www.7mml.com/uploads/6a091aa290.gif (http://www.7mml.com)
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
http://www.7mml.com/uploads/6a091aa290.gif (http://www.7mml.com)
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
http://www.7mml.com/uploads/6a091aa290.gif (http://www.7mml.com)
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
http://www.7mml.com/uploads/6a091aa290.gif (http://www.7mml.com)
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
http://www.7mml.com/uploads/6a091aa290.gif (http://www.7mml.com)
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".
http://www.7mml.com/uploads/6a091aa290.gif (http://www.7mml.com)
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
http://www.7mml.com/uploads/6a091aa290.gif (http://www.7mml.com)
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
http://www.7mml.com/uploads/6a091aa290.gif (http://www.7mml.com)http://www.7mml.com/uploads/6a091aa290.gif (http://www.7mml.com)
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
http://www.7mml.com/uploads/6a091aa290.gif (http://www.7mml.com)
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
http://www.7mml.com/uploads/6a091aa290.gif (http://www.7mml.com)
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
http://www.7mml.com/uploads/6a091aa290.gif (http://www.7mml.com)
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
http://www.7mml.com/uploads/6a091aa290.gif (http://www.7mml.com)
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
http://www.sweetim.com/simiebar/content/emoticons/00020071.gif
hahahaaa
amazing
!!
I couldnt stop laughing
!!
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